Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Virus Warning

Important Virus Warning

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it.

Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

***IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.***

It will drink ALL your beer. FOR PETE'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty
underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this warning to everyone!!!

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Transitions

Well, as you can see my blogging has dropped down to a minimum. I love blogging but lately it has seemed like I barely have time to breathe let alone blog.

Today was officially my third week at my new job, wow what a brain adjustment that has been.

Going from:
-being my own boss
-doing basically what I like when ever I want
-being able to run all my daily errands
-sitting at a desk or bench all day
-eating out every day

To:

-being at the bottom of the ladder
-having to justify every moment of my work day
-having no time to do anything but the job at hand
-on my feet 8 hours, running from here to there
-bag lunches

I has taken some adjustment.

But......some of the cool things are:
-being a part of a team
-learning to submit to those who have been placed in a position of authority over me
-concentrating on one job, selling
-being able to develop relationships and influence co-workers
-bringing the Holy Spirit with me to work and letting the love of Christ shine through me

I have been lacking energy and am tired all the time, hopefully my body will adjust soon. Recently I have been feeling very dry spiritually, it has been hard to get up in the mornings and have my time with God. And on top of all of that I have not been spending time with my brothers and developing relationships.

Lord please help me through this time of transition, help me to be able to shine your love throughout my work. May all who see me know that there is something different about me. Help me to get up in the morning and spend my time with you, and fill me so that I am so full of your Spirit that I cannot help but overflow out of me. Help me to submit joyfully to those whom you have placed in authority over me and do the best job I possibly can.

Unqualified To Drive\Live

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